crazedcrocgirl:

puppyresidue:

forever-pretty-awkward:

THIS IS NOT EVEN A JOKE THIS IS A TESTIMONIAL 

yo i dont know what kinda moms you other white chicks have but i fuckin’ envy you

My mom would beat my ass if I told her to shut the fuck up

and she would be doing it legally

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brook:

Anime Defense Force 2014 spring photoshoot!

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dieceased:

cub-with-a-k:

Alright I’m gonna talk about this for a second because I think it’s really important. I have heard a lot of people criticize Daisy for being a dumb character; “a bauble of a woman” I think one review called her when the movie came out this summer. And I’ve always felt confused when people say that, because I never thought Daisy was stupid. Vain, selfish, and indecisive, yes, but never stupid, and a lot of my reasoning for that belief came from this line . “I hope she’ll be a fool,” she says, because she is NOT a fool. Daisy sees the world for what it is (which is something Gatsby could never do, by the way) and that’s why everything is so hard for her. She understands what are actually the themes of the novel: that sometimes your dreams die and that those things you value are actually not valuable. That’s what she learned after Gatsby left and she entered a loveless marriage with a horrible man, which is a difficult thing to experience even if you are an idiot. But she never wants anyone to have to experience those things the way she’s experienced them, or to learn what she believed was the horrible truth of 1920s America; she’d much rather pretend that everything was okay, so that’s exactly what she does. She just pretends. Daisy is a lot of things, but a fool is not one of them.

how many high school kids do you think copied and pasted that into their essay for their english class

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plasticbagvevo:

me and my friend:

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you and your friend:

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Get well soon.

Get well soon.

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friendzonied:

m’lighter

friendzonied:

m’lighter

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illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

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Q
A girl only bleeds in first time sex/feels pain in first time sex if she isn't aroused or "horny".
A

deja-fuck-you:

Yeah, or to put it plainly if she isn’t relaxed and ‘wet’ enough.